Thread:Lyøn/@comment-29631288-20170426194823/@comment-32046007-20170426212653

Hush, hush, hush

Blush, blush, blush

You are now my big fat crush

I'm single as I can be

You're single, perfect for me

I'm gonna give you a bunch of reasons

Why you should date me

Reason number one - I'm super hot

Reason number two - she's super not

Reason number three - I'm all you got

And all you got is someone hot

Boy check my résumé

You want a background check? Okay.

First name hot, and last name bitch

Wanna get with me? Now that's the stitch

You think I'm trash?

Hell no, I'm class and I got a big fat ass

And all I gotta say is...

Please date me because I'm single

S-I-N-G-L-E, love me

And hug me, and touch me

And, well, fuck me