User blog:Obotrash/Just Rage: Obotrash's Rant Blog

Uh... hi I guess?? I dunno what you're doing here. But this is a blog... where I rant... about stuff. Have fun, I guess. Fucking fite me. Pretty much always a wip

AND SO THE EDGINESS BEGINS - Lazarus
First thing I'm ranting on is this group called Lazarus. And oh my god, it's so edgy. I can smell the emo teen vibes. So let's add a counter to all the ugh stuff here. Bear with me as I undergo this torture. I'm going to copy parts of it, my comments will be the bolded parts.

START THE TORTURE
❝Through birth, through life, through death, through the afterlife, I serve one purpose. As the black shadows of the chosen touch the earth of my rotting grave, the soul within me replaced with that of a demon's grace by my everlasting faith of my Lord's, born to resurrect our undeserving deaths and bring justice upon those who sentenced us to our condem. '''Great. I can sense the bloodthirsty edge already.''' My Lord's, with their blood of poison and their souls of ash, will the burning fires within their eyes set forth a conjuring spell, call forth Lazarus from Hell. '''DING DING DING we found the hellish group! Gotta love them hellhounds, right?''' In unity we stand, not as family, as one body possessed to serve as one. The living, ours for the taking, no mercy will be shown upon those who defy our purge. Set forth a conjuring spell, call forth Lazarus from Hell. Long live Death. All hail Lazarus.❞ '''And we finish with some 'intimidating' message I believe is supposed to make us feel scared. Nope, you just sound like you're trying to be bigger than you are.'''

'''Going through the allegiances/hierarchy/rank stuff they have no pups. Which they then complain about all the people who ask why they don't (add them then if you don't want prying minds, idiots.) Since I am against this, I did some digging. Want to know why? Prepare your anuses for more copy pasted crap.

Oh look, the pup dilemma
Copy paste START

Copy paste 1: We failed to mention in our wiki that "pups" are forbidden. Oh my godfuck, the stupidity in edgy packs. We are not sacrificing lives to defend pups. They cause drama, and are not to be tolerated. They may be a future to the pack, but we will recruit through rogues and loners. '''Obviously, you're just some ragtag band of loners. Please don't ever consider yourself worthy of being called a pack. You want loyal members who've spent their whole life in Lazarus? Go fucking fish.''' We are not a family, but a pack driven for the same goal. At least they don't do that family preach shit. Pups will take too much care, and no canine is expected to defend them which leaves them helpless.

Copy paste 2: No offense taken. Yet it does not bend our train of thought under, the future of the pack idea that has been brought up so many times. IF YOU DONT WANT THE QUESTION FUCKING CHANGE IT I'm not quite sure why this idea is so mind blowing and incapable of comprehension, but we do not obtain our members through pups, we retain our members through recruits. '''It's mind blowing for so many damn reason your peanut for brain couldn't think of. Literally if you want to be a good group have some young ones there, acting as a cold, bloodthirsty pack ain't getting you nowhere sweetheart.''' The logical route is to take the stronger, mature candidate over the infant, weakling that needs protection and nuturing. CONSIDER THE FACT THAT PUPS RAISED FROM BIRTH WILL TURN OUT STRONGER AND MORE LOYAL THAN SOME HALF HEARTED ROGUES. Protection and nuturing which stray from the solidified principles of this pack and distract members from their duties.

Our Mortal ranks ( trainees) are younger then graduated members, but all Mortals are 1 year and older. Younger canines, but not pups.

Hopefully this answers this particular question, if not I don't know what else will. '''Oh my godfuck. Well at least they have manners.'''

FEAR US, WE HAVE EVIL QUOTES
COPY PASTY BAES ;) u know the drill !!

1. As Aker has clarified, we both have been inactive lately and that changes now. We have survived the past drama, unloyals, and threats. We will no longer tolerate the weakness, or "softness" people are expecting us to be. Tbh I expected edgy and got edgy If you leave Lazarus, you will NOT be welcomed back, as we have warned before. Quoting Aker, this pack IS and WILL be destined for riches and power. And to disband pretty quickly All those who defy and stand in our way will be overthrown. FUCKIN TRY TO OVERTHROW THIS SALTY BITCH

Enemies,

You threaten us for our territory, or threaten any of our canines, you threaten the entire pack. If you were just all 'serve the lords' you wouldn't care if one member died - if your oh so sensible ways of recruiting loners worked you'd just get a fresh batch of recruits. Saying that, there will be high consequences for you, and the saftey of your clan/pack. We have no shame, no fear, and no mercy. And no sense of maturity. This is your last and final warning, do not underestimate the power we are truly capable of. '''You're literally a group of edgy teens that probably can't even break someone's arm. Good luck, when all of your enemies can just ignore and block you. Have fun not being paid attention to :) All Hail Lazarus. I SURE AS HELL AINT HAILING THEM'''