User:SamdiTheNotSoGreat




 * -| ☆Welcome☆ =



''Hello! I see you have found yourself on my profile. I don't know why exactly you chose to be here. Stalking, perhaps? Or you might be on your way to my message wall? The only other reason as to why you may be here is that you probably just want to know a little more about me. Well, check out the next tab to learn more!''

(Sorry about the excessive amount of tabs. They're more for me so I can remember a lot more things, but if you want, feel free to take a peek at them!)

''To learn more about me, check my blog posts! I plan to make some about my life and a little more about me so that my profile isn't too filled!''


 * -| ♧About Me♧ =



Here is some good information about me that you may need, and also some rather useless information about me that you most likely won't care about!

Name: Danica (but I really would prefer that you call me Dani)

Age: 14

Gender: Female

Relationship Status: Taken by my beautiful, preshus Gigner Karena {10/16/16}

Sexuality: Pansexual ;) (I can be attracted to someone regardless of their gender or what they indentify as)

Religion: Semi-religious Christian (I won't get offended if you disagree in whatever I believe in)

Nickname(s): Dani (call me that above anything else, unless you have a reserved nickname for me), Dank (I prefer you not use that, but I'll tolerate it)

Reserved Nickname(s): Ricecake, Dimpling, Daniember, Miss(y) Bee, Danana Slug

What Never To Call Me: Daniel, Danica (unless you know me VERY well, it just gets on my nerves), Dumbass Dani, DD, Dee

Timezone I Live In: Mountain Time

Current Group: Hounds of Odious

Current Rank: Co-Herbalist/Novice

Likes:

-KarenaKarenaKarena

-Pusheen

-Being on chat

-Talking to fam

-Coding (I like to code a lot more than I used to)

-Editing in general

-Acting in theatre

-Singing

-Animal Jam

-Calling with my friends

-Dogs

-Photography

-When my hair cooperates

-MTBA!

Dislikes:

-When my family are yelling (someone is always be yelling in my house)

-Vandalism (the incident of SamdiLovesSchuylerAndGretchen 2016)

-Drama

-Disrespect of the kawaii Pusheen

-Stress (but who does, right?)

-Bias

-That Gretchen is photogenic af while I'm not

-MTBA!

WIP


 * -| ◇My Story◇ =



''It started like any other "My Life" stories start-- I was born. (duh) I was born with an older sister, Alyssa, who was four years older. One year, one month, and ten days after I was born, my little sister, Chloe, came into the world. We say it was an "accident" that she was born, because my mom and father only planned on having two kids. (My mom had a miscarriage before me.) My dad was like, "C'mon, let's have one more spin!" and, well... Anyways, it was still a blessing that Chloe was born. I was also born in Colorado (woop woop!)''

''I was born in a Christian home. I've been Christian all my life-- or at least, since I was old enough to understand what it meant. I went to church, Sunday school, all that. The thing was, there are a specific thing that would trigger a panic attack (and still does) from me. The concept of forever. I'm probably going to end up having a panic attack as I write this, so I'm going to make it fast.''

''The concept of "forever" scares me. Like, I want to die scares me, if I think about it too much. Forever is basically, of course, never ending time. Time never really ends. Ever. And however I know that forever, I will be in heaven, happy, in this world, it scares me to death. I'm not sure why, but it does. The fact that nothing really ends... Anyways... If I think about that, I think about other things. Like, there might as well be nothing ever, at all. NOT EXISTANT. ANYTHING. Not a thing, no universe, no life, no time. It plunges me deeper into my panic attacks. I'd better stop explaining now before I have one.''

''Anyways, so yeah. That's a big problem with me. And however it has gotten better over the years, I have a panic attack over it about two times each month. I plan on talking to my parents about it, maybe get me help. When I was younger, I'd often be showering, and the thoughts would come. I'd cry, and cut my shower short.''

''When I was about five, my grandpa, who I was the closer with compared to my sisters, died. I was too young to understand what death meant, and I didn't know why exactly he was gone. I have only two memories of him, honestly. The first one was when he was healthy, and was visiting my house. He picked me up and put me on his shoulders while he talked with my parents. The second one was where he was in a nursing home due to alztimers. He was laying in bed.''

''The whole year after that, I started getting really aggressive. I sat on Chloe a lot, hit her, kicked her. I put her in a lot of pain. I pratically abused her... I'm not proud of it. I was struggling. I would hit my mom if she tried to get me off of Chloe. I'd hit or yell at Alyssa. So, once my mom had enough of it, she took me to a Christian therapist. This therapist was Betty, and she helped me a lot. She used Christian views to help me get better. We found that I was struggling with demons and stuff. I'm also border-line ADHD and ADD, so that didn't help. Now, I'm a lot better and I feel less anger. I do sometimes hit both of my sisters, but it's not usually serious. It's normally just a slap, like sisters normally (lovingly, I guess you could say) give each other. But now, I'm more quiet and mellow. I'm thankful for that.''

''When I was seven, my dad lost his job. He got a new one, all the way in Nebraska. I had never moved before. Not even to another house in the same city. My whole family took it hard when we left. I had seven friends in my hometown, and two relatives there also. In Nebraska, I had no friends or family.''

MTBA, I'm lazy.


 * -| ♡Friends♡ =



''These are not in a specific order. If you have not been added yet and are my friend, let me know. I have lots of friends, and it is hard to keep track of them all. It is also only for those who are active on this wiki (chat specifically); I have many other friends who are not active on the wiki.''

The format is: {What I call them (Wikia user/AJ user)}

❤🔐Karena/Gigner (Pebblyfall/Brøkenøaths)🔐❤

🗿Jen/Jenuary (QuaffleDust/Numerically/Classified)🗿

🌌Gretchen (Hallxween/Hallxween)🌌

❄Fatima (FudgeBrownie/Communicating)❄

⚽Chase (Seditious/xchasingnothingx)⚽

📷Schuyler/Schy/Dchuyler (Seasonall/Seasonalcolors)📷

🌺Omelet/Daddy (Omen Ham & Cheese/HeavenlyWing3)🌺

🌙Elias (AtticCat/AtticCat)🌙

💦Chi (Chi The Leopard/chi0436)💦

💫Quinn (Obotrash/Saltymoon)💫

📿Kylie (Primrøse/kg39638)📿

💎Climber/Reina (XMysticWolvesX/climber1943)💎

🌊Kayla (CrimsonBby/TasteTheRainbowz)🌊

🐬Orca (Orcak/Orcak)🐬

🐾Sarah (Eyota/Warriorcatsivyleaf)🐾

''I have a lot more to add, so don't be offended if you aren't on the list yet! <33''


 * -| ♤Contact Me♤ =



Skype: SamdiD11 (🍀 Dani 🍀)

Snapchat: DaniSamdi

Animal Jam: Samdi

Wikia: (If you can't tell already, I am deeply sorry for you.) SamdiTheNotSoGreat

Chicken Smoothie: SamdiD

Instagram: danisamdi/samdi_aj


 * -| ○Memories○ =



Feel free to add any memories you've had with me, as long as it's with the same template as other memories!

WARNING: This tab contains immense amounts of GRETCHEN.

"I was eating french friends." ~Cowwy 2k16 {8/4/16 in the AJCW chat late at night}

"Ugh I'm such a smh." ~Dani 2k16 {6/25/16 while having a party}

(In a high pitched voice) "Where's my piggie? There's my piggie!!" ~Gretchen 2k16 {8/316 during a skype call}

Zephis was suspended from AJ while we were on a call LOL. {8/6/16}

"Jesus my kack." ~Omelet 2k16 {8/8/16 typos on AJ}

"I cant be borders." ~Dani 2k16 {8/8/16 typos on skype}

"I've got smarticle particles." ~Gretchen 2k16 {8/14/16 on AJ}

Beaytifuk. ~Dani 2k16 {8/16/16 when trying to google "beautiful cats"}

Zeph almost made me spit up my ramen when he misheard "grey moons" to "grey noodles." {8/17/16 in the chat}

BEST TRUTH OR DARE GAME EVER. {8/18-19/16 late night in the chat with Omelet and Kylie}

"Is that legal?" ~Gretchen 2k16 {8/19/16 on a skype call}

"Dani loads Kayla." ~Bandaid 2k16 {8/20/16 on the chat}

'Kayla spammed us with accidental typos. Three words: "ginfers," "thinfey," and "bagorlund."' {8/21/16 on the chat}

"I'm half straight and half gay." ~Gretchen 2k16 {8/23/16 in the chat} My response?: "Same, sister."

"Do like Elsa and Let It Go." ~Gretchen 2k16 {8/24/16}

"I swear my memories section is going to look like a memory shrine to Gretchen one of these days because she makes me add everything to memories." ~Dani {8/24/16 in the chat when I realize it's true}

"I love chicken genders." ~Gretchen 2k16 {8/27/16 in the chat}

'Gretchen and Dani spammed each other on snapchat !! Neutral spam !!' {8/27/16 on snapchat}

'"Just call it: Read ASAP or something really ergent." "Ergent?" "Is that how it's spelled? I dunno." "No.. it's not??"' ~Gretchen 2k16 {8/28/16 on skype where Gretchen forgot how to spell "urgent."}

"What kind of planet are you from? CANADA?" ~Gretchen 2k16 {8/30/16 in pm !!!!}

"The poor people who are just now joining the chat to see Gretchen screaming about stubbly legs." ~Dani 2k16 {8/31/16 in the chat, talking about shaving our legs}

'I made Gretchen cry tears of joy. <3' {8/31/16}

"I IDENTIFY AS A CHICKEN GENDER!!!" ~Gretchen 2k16 {9/1/16 talking to her mother}

"I AM SEXUALLY ATTRACTED TO PANS!" ~Gretchen 2k16 {9/1/16 in the chat}

"SWIMS IN CHICKEN SWINGS." ~Gretchen 2k16 {9/3/16 in the chat}

"I have to eat crap!"'  ~Dani 2k16 {9/7/16 in the chat when what she should've said was, "Crap, I have to eat!"}

"WINK OWNK."'  ~Gretchen 2k16 {9/9/16 in the chat)

"ADD TO THE MEMRORIES." ~Gretchen 2k16 {9/9/16 in the chat}

"I NEED A VEVERAGE!" ~Gretchen 2k16 {9/10/16 in a skype call}

Dani screams in mourning of the end of the Olympics, alerting her family. {8/21/16}

"Sniper socs." ~Gretchen 2k16 {9/11/2016 in the chat}

'"I CKOED ON APIT. OMG. DPIT*." "APIT, DPIT? WHAT THE? YOU SKIPPED BPIT AND CPIT."' ~Dani 2k16 {Dani tries to spell "spit" on snapchat with Gretchen.}

"Pfft no tyheyatll make them be even more curoisuer" ~Gretchen 2k16 {9/12/16 in the chat}

"LOL ARN'T I SO NIGHET?" ~Gretchen 2k16 {9/18/16 in pm}

"DUUDKAK !" ~Dani 2k16 {9/19/16 in the chat trying to greet Daddy Omelet}

"Car rp." ~Dani 2k16 {9/19/16 in pm}

"WE CAN FALL UP STARSE." ~Gretchen 2k16 {9/21/16 on snapchat}

"I want to give you yints, but I can't." ~Dani 2k16 {9/22/16 in pm while playing Twenty Questions}

"Ass cream." ~Sarah 2k16 {9/22/16 in the chat}

"NO BUT YOU'RE A GIGNER!" ~Dani 2k16 {9/23/16 on AJ}

"She's pretty yellow." ~Dani 2k16 {9/23/16 on snapchat. To clear it up, I meant to type MELLOW.}

"IT'S NOT DANI SUCK MY GOOT!" ~Elias 2k16 {9/25/16 in the chat}

"My brean doesn't kie le." ~Dani 2k16 {9/26/16 in pm}

"I need that in my nenmorie. NOOOOM." ~Dani 2k16 {9/26/16 in pm}

"I'm Chibert Einstein." ~Chi 2k16 {9/30/16 in the chat}

"ONNEED TQCO VRRLL." ~Dani 2k16 {10/3/16 in the chat}

"THEDE AVAGARS." ~Karena 2k16 {10/3/16 in the chat}

"WE MAKE PUN AT EACH OTHER'S YYPOS." ~Dani 2k16 {10/3/16 in pm}

The pig incident with Orca, Chi, Dani, and Vil! {10/4/16 on AJ}

"MOMERIES." ~Dani 2k16 {10/5/16 in pm}

"PESHUUN." ~Dani 2k16 {10/5/16 in the chat}

"Just think of Dani choking on a rice crispy treat while she is crying from laughing." ~Schuyler 2k16 {10/5/16 in the chat}

"XMDMA PURRRRRRDDE." ~Dani 2k16 {10/7/16 in pm}

"IM JUST A POOR TIRED WOMAN WHOS ON THEIR PERIOD." ~Karena 2k16 {10/8/16 in the chat}

"I HAVE A TENANCY TO FNA GIRL." ~Karena 2k16 {10/8/16 in pm}

"LOQGE ME." ~Dani 2k16 {10/8/16 in the chat}

"YUES SHASHE." ~Gretchen 2k16 {10/9/16 in the chat}

GRETCHEN CHANGED MY USERNAME TO "SAMDILOVESSCHUYLERANDGRETCHEN." {10/9/16}

"I WAS ONCE SAMDITHENOTSOGREAT UNTIL MY BEST FRIEND RUINED ME."{10/9/16}

'"Chieckne gendes." The chicken genders reprise.' ~Gretchen 2k16 {10/10/16 in the chat}

'"It's sceintiecially true." ~Gretchen 2k16 {10/11/16 in the chat}'

"I was French fIRes." ~Gretchen 2k16 {10/11/16 in the chat}

"I'M DRYING." ~Dani 2k16 {10/11/16 in the chat}

"I HAVE SO MANY IDDUES, MY LIFE IS FULL OF IDDUES" ~Gretchen 2k16 {10/11/16 in a skype call}

"FRICK THE ROOM IS FUUUUUULL" ~Gretchen & Dani 2k16 {10/11/16 in a skype call}

"WHAT NO FFGB AFGBFF" ~Gretchen 2k16 {10/11/16 in a skype call}

"YOU'VE GOT BETTER THINGS TO CHOKE ON WHEN YOU GET OLDER!" ~Gretchen 2k6 {10/11/16 in a skype call}

"I'm trying to think of ways I could've said that as a word typo" ~Gretchen 2k16 {10/11/16 in a skype call}

"Now that I said that I'm going to get drinks (meant jinxed)" ~Dani 2k16 {10/11/16 in a skype call}

'"Gemmmmmms nummy!" ~Dani 2k16 {10/11/16 in a skype call}'

'"Why did you just yell out Wriggly?" ~Gretchen 2l16 {10/11/16 in a skype call}'

"At least you didn't roll over your pot dog" ~Gretchen 2k16 {10/12/16 in the chat}

Kari/Danena is official !!! {10/15/16}

"I will in a sex" ~Sarah 2k16 {10/15/16 on skype}

"I AM BLEED." ~Gretchen 2k16 {10/19/16 on snapchat}

"TYLER JOSPESH." ~Dani 2k16 {10/20/16 on the chat}

"Alright story time is over chuikdrenb" ~Gretchen 2k16 {10/21/16}

"My god is trying to steal my towel." ~Quinn 2k16

"He starts to notice empty bootles of fin" ~Jen 2k16 {10/28/16 in the chat}

"I'M ALUGGING SO HARD" ~Gretchen 2k16 {10/29/16 on snapchat}

"TRUMP WINGS" ~Schuyler 2k16 {11/2/16 on the chat}
 * -| ⊙Polls⊙ =



What should the theme be for my next profile edit? Finding Dory Girl Meets World Quotes Steven Universe


 * -| ¤Make Your Mark!¤ =



''This is where my friends can make their mark on my profile! They can put anything here--even letters! Just a place to show my friends are more important to me than my friends list shows!''

'Please Note: Please add your mark on Source Editor ONLY! This coding isn't as fragile as others, but I worked very hard on it regardless.'

Zeph like meem

waves, don't f0rget me plz-Sao

I shamelessly present to you this precious cinnamon roll too innocent for the world.

---Forever Clementine Trash, Omelet/Daddy

kawaii potato IN DA HOUSEEEEEEE!! stay snazzy fam <3 ~Climberbb

Hey Noob!!!! It's Kayla, the hot amazing person who is pure perfection. Literally look up "Perfect" in the dictionary and you'll find me ;) Thanks for todaaaaaaaaaaaaay also, eat more hot pockets and binge watch pretty little liars!! -Kaylalala

Orcas Are Majestic ~Orca

Hey fam! xxfallenspirits here we need to talk soon okay? P.S This is very snazzed out mk bye now! <3 -xxfallenspirits

My god is trying to steal my towel -🍄 quinn 🍄