Board Thread:Roleplay/@comment-28412230-20170424155034/@comment-26854056-20170527165733

Leon tried to stifle a snort as Clyde's grin widened and Bonnie looked like she was about to faint. Finally, he spoke up, trying to usher the toddlers forward.

"Mhm. Your father was trained to be an evil mastermind from a young age. Pulling the wings off flies, poisoning the earth's water supply- He was covering that stuff in kindergarten. I guess we were all lucky that your mother knocked some sense into him before he got into the mischief-making, sweet-stealing part of your education, or no one would be safe."

He affectionately patted Bonnie on the head, trying to keep the two children under control as they continued to cause organised chaos. They almost acted like a normal family. Peaceful but hectic, a sense of fulfilment. Leon knew that it would be too good to be true, considering their long, long history of bad luck. But... It was nice to have brief flashes of happiness now and then, as rare as they are.

He turned back to Harvard, giving him a playful, exasperated look on his face as he began another mental conversation while the children started talking about something that rhymed with grit and pour.

''I changed my mind. I don't want kids. Are you sure these are children or gremlins?''