User blog comment:Usakii/FOURM IDEA 1: FRENCH MAFIA/@comment-28412230-20170217215455/@comment-28412230-20170217221550

Augustus "Aussie" Treolark, age 30

- Original dad no. 2

- Still depressed af

- Will most likely cut you

- Dad jokes galore

- Tries to keep the peace but fails miserably

''- Will get pissed if you mention Tanukis. Or falcons.''